JOKE!!! JOKE!!! JOKE!!!!
You enter your bedroom andsaw a strangeman sitting on your bed. Youtell him to get out and herefuses, you get angry and slaphim. Amazingly, he vomitsN10,000.You slap him again and hevomits N20,000,Another slap and he vomitsN50,000.What would you do???1. Run away2. Kidnap him3. Call the police4. Call your Sheik5. Continue to slap him...
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By daniel odula at April 24, 2017
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LONE WORD FOR AKPORS
Akpors and James went for an interview. Jamesentered first.Their conversation goes like this:-interviewer:-Who is the Presidentof the United State?James:-Barrack obamahow old is the earth?James:-4.2 billion years olddo you believe in ghosts? James:-Yes but it has not been scientifically proven.The interviewer said, "OK, we will get back to you."Meanwhile, akpors had been listening...
HISTORY OF ITF (INDUSTRIAL TRAINING FUND
By daniel odula at April 24, 2017
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BRIEF HISTORY OF INDUSTRIAL TRAINING FUND
Established in 1971, the Industrial Training Fund has operated consistently and painstakingly within the context of its enabling laws Decree 47 of 1971 as Amended in the 2011 ITF ACT. The objective for which the Fund was established has been pursued vigorously and efficaciously. In the four decades of its existence, the ITF has not only raised training...
my complete SIWES report
By daniel odula at April 24, 2017
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TECHNICAL REPORT
ON
STUDENT INDUSTRIAL WORK EXPERIENCE
SCHEME (SIWES)
UNDERTAKEN
AT
TUNGER-MAJE PRIMARY HEALTH CARE CENTER SULEJA, NIGER STATE
BY
Salisu isyaku
MATRIC NO.: FPN/SAS/ND/2017/1927
SUBMITTED TO
THE DEPARTMENT OF SCIENCE LABORATORY TECHNOLOGY
SCHOOL OF APPLIEED SCIENCE
FEDERA POLYTECHNIC NASARAWA, PMB 001,
NASARAWA, NASARAWA STATE,
IN PARTIAL FULFILMENT...
He Reineth
By daniel odula at April 20, 2017
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oh! lord my God,
how wonderful you are,
you came all the from heaven just to give your life for me,
you rose up from the dead the third redeemed my soul from hell,
forever oh lord you are mavelous yeeeh!
from age to age you are still thesame,
your good, your awesome, and my soul will worship you lord
CHORUS
father you reigneth,
your reigning
forever...